funny definitions

[Portia]

Hello..
these r some funny definitions ...actually ..most of them are true...


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"
the criminal
A guy no different from
the rest except that he got caught
.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

hope u like it

[هاوي جنونك]

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.



Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.


LOOOOOL
I like them
thanx sis
:)

[Portia]

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة هاوي جنونك

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.



Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.


LOOOOOL
I like them
thanx sis
:)

Happy to make u lol

nice to see ur comment on my topic....most welcome bro

[expatriate]

the criminal
A guy no different from
the rest except that he got caught

looooooooool that's true ........ nice topic Miss tear

Regards ...

[J A M I L A H]

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight

that's right

:g8:


thanx sweetie

[Portia]

Shall i dance or jump or scream....i thought i'll be alone here

anyway..welcome back pure and ..expatriate ,u all with Mr.Hawi -ofcourse -lit up my topic

[heart_1409]

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

That's True

ThX SiS

[Portia]

HUGE WELCOME.... MR.HEART

finally...u r here again

nice to see u here

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[Portia]

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