زهرة الربيع
2006- 10- 11, 01:37 PM
Definitions, not like any Definitions
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Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool
on the other.
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got
the biggest piece.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power...
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees
later on.
Smile
A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT (especially for
everyone I care)
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience
a name men given to their mistakes
Atom Bomb !
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.
Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.
Opportunist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a
river.
Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See
I am not injured yet."
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
after being elected.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and ! kills you with his
bills.
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
:smile1:
yours Daisy
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!!!!!
:bngo12:
Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool
on the other.
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got
the biggest piece.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water power...
Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees
later on.
Smile
A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT (especially for
everyone I care)
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience
a name men given to their mistakes
Atom Bomb !
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.
Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.
Opportunist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a
river.
Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See
I am not injured yet."
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
after being elected.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and ! kills you with his
bills.
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
:smile1:
yours Daisy
*