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2009- 5- 29, 03:13 AM
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
Pupil : The moon
Teacher : Why
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Pupil : A teacher
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black
Customer : "What other colors do you have
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : It's a family tradition
Teacher : What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother
Sam : She's a woman
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing
Student : Brotherly love
Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
[Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand
اتمنى ان يعجبكم...لكم خالص تحـــــــــ ميسو ـــــــــاتي....:g20:
انتظر ردودكم ......:g8:
باي حبايب قلبي:bye:
BOY : May I hold your hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me
BOY : You love me
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
MAN : You remind me of the sea
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting
MAN : NO, because you make me sick
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon
Pupil : The moon
Teacher : Why
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Pupil : A teacher
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black
Customer : "What other colors do you have
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot
Sam : It's a family tradition
Teacher : What do you mean
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother
Sam : She's a woman
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing
Student : Brotherly love
Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating
[Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time
Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand
اتمنى ان يعجبكم...لكم خالص تحـــــــــ ميسو ـــــــــاتي....:g20:
انتظر ردودكم ......:g8:
باي حبايب قلبي:bye: