joke of the day

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joke of the day


Hi all.. we have some english jokes every day .It's nice and funny
.. i hope you read it
and , let me read yours


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.
Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
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[حنان آل حيان]

thank you so much :16.jpg:

keep up :rose:

[Journey]

Thanks
nice topic I hope we enjoy the jokes

[Gayda'a @]

:(204): nice jokes daer
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I will put some

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"I was born in California."

"Which part?"


"All of me."

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.









hahaha that's true

Nice topic thanks :d5:

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What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher

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(A student’s unique maths exam answer)



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The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where
Mr. Smith made it clear that he didn't want to spend
a lot of money.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles
or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it
over with."
I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said
the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Smith turned to his wife...
"Show him your tooth, honey!"

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A police recruit was asked during the exam,
"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother :cheese:?"
He answered, "Call for backup."

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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain :sm1: in my eye
:bawling: whenever I drink tea

:sm5: Doctor: Take :064:the spoon out of the mug :33_asmilies-com: before you drink

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What day fish fear the most
It's Fry day

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?Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life

Student: "My father's check book

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A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: "Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"
The man replies: "Six, i dont think i can eat eight":cheese:

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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?

:5aga:" Johnny says, "None."
The teacher asks, "Why?
" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off.:16.jpg:
" The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking.:cool:

" Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?
" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream.
" Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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