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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Funny quotes


T.J
2007- 12- 9, 10:37 PM
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
- Dwight Eisenhower

كاتم العبرات
2007- 12- 10, 09:10 AM
:d5: :d5: :d5:

Actually it is great sentences
Thanks my sweetheart & keep going

بـــو أحــمــد
2007- 12- 14, 11:12 PM
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

may be due to do not use his mind
:lllolll:
So,chances go on whithout benefit

T.J
Thank's my sister

@Brier@
2007- 12- 15, 02:12 AM
T.J

thanks sweetty<<<

the sentences are very nice:d5: :d5:

The God bless u

T.J
2007- 12- 15, 04:08 AM
Guys you are most welcome in my topic, thanks for your comments

*"الحالمة"*
2007- 12- 15, 03:41 PM
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to
*
Yeah that is True! :lllolll:
thx so much T.J

*"with my lo0ove"*