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منتدى كلية الآداب بالدمام منتدى كلية الآداب بالدمام ; مساحة للتعاون و تبادل الخبرات بين طالبات كلية الآداب بالدمام و نقل آخر الأخبار و المستجدات . |
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...for fun...
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS BOY : May I hold your hand GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me BOY : You love me GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring BOY : Sure, what's your phone number GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever BOY : Don't you ever want to improve MAN : You remind me of the sea WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting MAN : NO, because you make me sick WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon Pupil : The moon Teacher : Why Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested Pupil : A teacher Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black Customer : "What other colors do you have My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot Sam : It's a family tradition Teacher : What do you mean Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher Teacher : What about your mother Sam : She's a woman Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing Student : Brotherly love Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating [Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE Student : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him Student: Because George still had the axe in is hand اتمنى ان يعجبكم...لكم خالص تحـــــــــ ميسو ـــــــــاتي....:g20: انتظر ردودكم ......:g8: باي حبايب قلبي:bye: |
2009- 5- 29 | #2 |
أكـاديـمـي فـعّـال
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رد: ...for fun...
هــــــــلا ميــــاسه ..
ههههههه صراحه ونستيني ..خصوصن بعد المذاكره اللي تسد النفس .. الله يوفقك thanks alot my dear |
2009- 5- 30 | #3 |
أكـاديـمـي نــشـط
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رد: ...for fun...
بسم الله شنو هذا الكلام يخرع كله انقليزي حق شنو ؟:mh19:
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