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2012- 1- 18 | #381 |
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رد: let's chat in English
This thread keeps getting more interesting
Keep it up, guys T |
2012- 1- 18 | #382 | |
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رد: let's chat in English
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or am I? But seriously I am not doing this for anything just for myself, I like English and it is easy to me because I have been using it for 7 years now and still do... so why not just get the certification |
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2012- 1- 18 | #383 |
مشرفة عامة سابقاً
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awww the number increases
the revolution about to break out |
2012- 1- 18 | #384 | |
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Sit next to each other?
Wait that reminds me of a joke, here ya go: A mathematician and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The mathematician leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The mathematician persists and explains that the game is real easy and lots of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The mathematician, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The mathematician asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the mathematician!! Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the mathematician "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down on four?" The mathematician looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the engineer and hands him $50. The engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The mathematician then hits the engineer!!!, saying: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The engineer calmly pulls out his wallet, hands the mathematician five bucks, and goes back to sleep. T |
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2012- 1- 18 | #385 |
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2012- 1- 18 | #386 |
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ROFL!
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2012- 1- 18 | #387 |
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2012- 1- 18 | #388 |
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LAMO ??
Tempo .. how did u learn the language ? <~ she feels sth strange duno what's it :000: |
2012- 1- 18 | #389 |
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it is a shorten for a laugh like LOL but I dont think I should put it out here
lol= laugh out loud ROFL= roll on floor laughing yeah having awesome time sadly gotta leave now :/ you are |
2012- 1- 18 | #390 |
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