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funny definitions
Hello.. these r some funny definitions ...actually ..most of them are true... School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" the criminal A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught . Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your Confidence after. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. hope u like it |
2010- 5- 18 | #2 |
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. LOOOOOL I like them thanx sis :) |
2010- 5- 18 | #3 | |
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Happy to make u lol
nice to see ur comment on my topic....most welcome bro |
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2010- 5- 18 | #4 |
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the criminal
A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught looooooooool that's true ........ nice topic Miss tear Regards ... |
2010- 5- 18 | #5 | |
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:g8: thanx sweetie |
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2010- 5- 18 | #6 |
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Shall i dance or jump or scream....i thought i'll be alone here anyway..welcome back pure and ..expatriate ,u all with Mr.Hawi -ofcourse -lit up my topic
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2010- 5- 18 | #7 |
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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" That's True ThX SiS
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2010- 5- 18 | #8 |
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HUGE WELCOME.... MR.HEART
finally...u r here again nice to see u here |
2010- 5- 18 | #9 |
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Your Pretty Page compelling Me To Come REALY THX MY SIS [/align] |
2010- 5- 18 | #10 |
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