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facts of life
These are some of facts of life are shown in a funny demonstration I hope you like it  OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. yours Daisy :yellowflower: 
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2006- 9- 21
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 ... That's rightDaisey Thank you  Keep following |
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2006- 9- 22
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
thankx daizy hassan |
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2006- 9- 22
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DAISY
My DEAR SITER Nice delievery to us I do really appreciate it thanks alot we enjoy reading it buy |
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2006- 10- 5
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Bu Ahmad
Hassan Rabi Zedni Elman.. It's fact that without you will be no live in the English forum Thanx a lot |
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