2010- 5- 18
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مشرفة ملتقى الخريجين والقسم الانجليزي سابقاً
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funny definitions
Hello..
these r some funny definitions ...actually ..most of them are true...
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"
the criminal
A guy no different from
the rest except that he got caught
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Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
hope u like it
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