If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables
Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
- Dwight Eisenhower