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				 Definitions, not like any Definitions!!! 
 
			
			
				Definitions, not like any Definitions!!!!!
 
 
 :bngo12: 
 
 
 
 
 CigaretteA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool
 on the other.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Conference
 
 The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Compromise
 
 The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
 
 he got
 the biggest piece.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Tears
 
 The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
 
 feminine water power...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Dictionary
 
 A place where success comes before work.
 
 
 
 
 
 Conference Room
 A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
 disagrees
 later on.
 
 
 
 
 Smile
 A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT (especially for
 everyone I care)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Office
 A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Yawn
 
 The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Etc.
 
 A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
 
 actually do.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Committee
 
 Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
 
 that nothing can be done together.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Experience
 
 a name men given to their mistakes
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Atom Bomb !
 
 An invention to end all inventions.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Philosopher
 
 A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
 
 dead.
 
 
 
 
 Diplomat
 A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
 look forward to the trip.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Opportunist
 
 A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a
 
 river.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Optimist
 A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See
 I am not injured yet."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Father
 
 A banker provided by nature.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Criminal
 
 A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Boss
 Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
 early.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Politician
 
 One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
 
 after being elected.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Doctor
 
 A person who kills your ills by pills, and ! kills you with his
 
 bills.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Lecture
 An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
 to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 :smile1: yours Daisy
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				 التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة زهرة الربيع ; 2006- 10- 12 الساعة 05:07 AM
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