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2011- 1- 16
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Children vs teachers
hello everyone ,, enjoy the topic
 Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon Student: The brain is a wonder full thing Teacher: Why do you say that? Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class! Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner! TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ! TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it. Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead ! yes right  TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil : Life imprisonment ! TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters ! TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ? Pupil :Mice TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Pupil : Twins ! TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens ! Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math! THE END i hope you like it 
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2011- 1- 16
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مشرفة ملتقى الخريجين والقسم الانجليزي سابقاً
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رد: Children vs teachers
loool i like it.... accept my pass dear .... |
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2011- 1- 16
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أكـاديـمـي
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رد: Children vs teachers
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LoL
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2011- 1- 18
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أكـاديـمـي
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رد: Children vs teachers
very nais
 thank’s alot
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2011- 1- 18
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أكـاديـمـي ألـمـاسـي
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رد: Children vs teachers
Most wellcomed all
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2011- 1- 18
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أكـاديـمـي ألـمـاسـي
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رد: Children vs teachers
sounds funny loooooooooooooooool ...
thx for such lovely debating sotry |
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