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2015- 3- 18
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مشرفة سابقة
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رد: joke of the day
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2015- 3- 24
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رد: joke of the day
(A student’s unique maths exam answer)
 
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2015- 3- 24
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رد: joke of the day
The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where
Mr. Smith made it clear that he didn't want to spend a lot of money. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Smith turned to his wife... "Show him your tooth, honey!" |
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أباسي معجب بهذا.
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2015- 3- 29
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مشرفة سابقة
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رد: joke of the day
A police recruit was asked during the exam,
"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother  ?"He answered, "Call for backup." |
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التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة F!x ; 2015- 3- 29 الساعة 07:05 AM |
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2015- 3- 31
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المراقبة العامة
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رد: joke of the day
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain
 in my eye whenever I drink tea Doctor: Take  the spoon out of the mug  before you drink |
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2015- 4- 13
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#18 |
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متميز بمسابقة الملتقى الرمضانية
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رد: joke of the day
What day fish fear the most
It's Fry day
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2015- 4- 14
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أكـاديـمـي
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رد: joke of the day
?Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life
Student: "My father's check book  |
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2015- 7- 6
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مشرفة سابقة
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رد: joke of the day
A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: "Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"
The man replies: "Six, i dont think i can eat eight" |
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أباسي معجب بهذا.
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